Can we start a petition to get Kurt to sing ‘Teenage Dream’ to Blaine at their wedding?
i just don’t understand why it’s taken nearly 4 years for someone in fandom to actually suggest this. I AM SO ON BOARD.
This is so great
Kurt Hummel doesn’t know the first thing about sex, luckily there is sex ed subsitute Blaine Anderson. Shy!Kurt + confident!Blaine Angie's fault. Warnings: Masturbation, age difference (Kurt is 17 and Blaine 28). NC-17. ~2.400 words
Picking at the corner of his notebook, Kurt was sure he should have called in sick today. The classroom was loud and crude as ever, especially now they got scheduled a very special class which made the empty-headed jocks turn into uncivilized animals. More than usual even. But what else did he expect when the two words were brought into his life:
It wasn’t like the class was going to be of any use for him – sexual education focusing on gay men in close-minded Ohio? He was sure he was going to suffer through a woman giving birth video, like he needed a reminder why he was gay.
i was re-watching Black Bird (because i like to cry) and i just wanted to quickly paint the scene where Blaine signs his soul away to Kurt ;u;
oh thank you so much <3
age difference au where blaine is a cute young earnest waiter at older!kurt’s favorite upscale restaurant in new york city. eventually blaine starts to sit with kurt and they just sit and talk about everything and nothing :)))))
How often have you been shopping and you come across something that is just PERFECT, but does not go up to your size? Over 60% of American women wear a size 14 or above, but only 17% of clothing sold is 14 & up. That is a ridiculous disparity.
Moreover, when some brands move into plus (ahem H&M), they throw their signature trendy looks by the wayside in favor of flowy dark fabrics that they think “work” for plus sizes. That is crap. Plus size women want color, print, and structure. Moreover, we want variety. A group this numerous cannot be a monolith, and since style is such a personal thing, we all have different tastes. I want #plussizeplease to be a way to showcase the demand for styles we’d buy and rock, and all the money brands are forfeiting by refusing to expand their sizes.
So here’s how to use it:
1) Snap a picture of a garment you love but does not come in your size. Include the brand and price, tagging the company if possible. For example, I am in love with this Zara marble print dress. I would have purchased it yesterday if it went above a size L. My tweet would be:
“.@Zara marble print sheath, $59. I’d buy it right now if it came in my size. #plussizeplease”
2) Use it on any social media – Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest… even Facebook supports hashtags now.
3) Tag anything you’d purchase, whether in store or online.
4) Feel free to include the size range it comes in and/or the size you think you’d need. Sizing can be tricky, so this is definitely not required.
5) Tell your friends! I don’t just want this to be a blogger thing – I want all women who wear size 14 and up to show their purchasing power and share styles they love. Let’s be unignorable!
okay full story underneath the cut on how i got to talk to darren criss yesterday on the phone
Yay the news is finally out! He filmed it on April 5th & 6th.
And no the pics are not there yet, I’ll keep an eye for them. Thank you :)
darren-is-a-sexgod prompted: this post. After combat class when Blaine says he’s fine he is actually really hurt and either doesn’t know it or doesn’t want anyone to see him as weak or something. Then cue angry Kurt because Blaine isin’t home or answering his phone. Then really worried Kurt because Blaine STILL isin’t home or answering his phone. Rest is up to filler.
Warnings: talk of bashing and violence, also things to do with eating/feeling overweight if you’re sensitive to that (I’m not sure how to tag that sort of thing)
Kurt texts Blaine once when he gets home. Usually Blaine is already at the apartment, even though they don’t live together. They usually have a few sleepovers throughout the week or dinner together, but he isn’t there.
When he doesn’t answer within half an hour, Kurt starts to get worried. Their combat class got pretty heated, definitely. Kurt still feels like Blaine really was out to get him for some reason, but was Blaine really avoiding him?
So he texts him again. Then ten minutes later calls. And calls.
That’s when he starts to worry and pace. Thoughts go through his head. After what happened to him a few weeks ago - his mind goes immediately to worry.
Finally an hour later, he gets a call from Blaine and he answers it on the first ring.
"Where were you?" he asks immediately.
"I"m sorry," says Blaine. "I just - I was a little busy."
"Bullshit." Kurt grips the phone tighter. "You never miss calls, Blaine. Or texts. You always find ways to reply. What happened?"
The other end of the call is quiet for a few long moments. Then a long sigh.
"I was in urgent care."